Why superheroes have secret identities
One of the things that always used to bug me about superheroes when I was a kid was that they all had secret identities that they hid behind. Spiderman was really nerdy photographer Peter Parker; Superman was really the even nerdier Clark Kent; and Batman was, well, the millionaire playboy Bruce Wayne. OK, maybe Bruce didn’t need to go shouting from the rooftops that he was the caped crusader in order to get some female attention, but I had no clue why the others would keep quiet about their alter egos when they must have known that Mary Jane and Lois Lane would have been putty in their hands if they’d only known the truth.



